bytesized
07.04.2020

Stay inside, we need to plan
wash your hands (happy birthday, twice)
Wear a mask
where’s the plan?
There is no plan, please wear a mask
Public freakout
Just wear a fucking mask!
Zero cases in New Zealand
Fuck New Zealand
fifty thousand cases a day
Fuck America
Used to love Erma Bombeck
on the Fourth
potato salad and flags
Happy Independence Day
but not lately
we should try
to make America great again